Now that Doug and the gang have been processed into the Federal prison system, the Special Deputy Receiver should consider negotiating a deal with the National Geographic Channel about dedicating a season of Lockdown to the NPS preneed gang. Instead of that boring medical facility in Louisville, Doug and Brent have been assigned to two of the more notorious Federal prisons: Marion and Leavenworth. Accordingly, the potential for captivating plot lines could be infinite. [In our next episode of Lockdown, Doug meets with Guido and Sonny to explain the fine print on John Gotti’s NPS preneed contract and why their boss was better served with a cremation.] With so many NPS victims, Lockdown would be guaranteed a dedicated following.